You really can't make it up

We were sat outside the front of the house, enjoying the sun and having a beer - well, it's a holiday here
The idiot next door - and that's me being polite
- lit his first fire in the fireplace today.
The smoke was unbelievable
It stank too. Daft prat probably used wet wood.
He then appeared on the roof
trying to put some netting around his chimney
We could hardly see him, because of the smoke


The idiot next door - and that's me being polite


The smoke was unbelievable


He then appeared on the roof




