Vocal Voices

Remember the other week, when Grumpy was painting the gates? I tramped up and down the drive with beer and wood And also got a load of stone.

Those stones, I put in circles, where I wanted to put the plants we'll put in, in a couple of weeks.

They've gone

Barsteward next door has been skulking around (which he does when we're out ) and pinched them to put up against his fence. The fence is wobbly, so he uses stones to keep it all upright

I'll get them back ..........

We're rock solid behind you, Jan …..

Correct. None of us are sitting on the fence with this one.

He sounds a right charmer Jan.

Stone the crows Jan! What an idiot he is.

You wouldn't want sit on his fence - you'd fall orf it's so wobbly

He's also put lecky wiring top and bottom, to stop the ducks from wandering around the track and also coming over here.

Sad buxxer has put the bottom wire so high that his ducks and geese just duck under it

I went out this morning, in the car, down the drive, stop car, open gates, drive through gates, stop car, close gates.

He watched me, hands on hips, until I'd driven off

He almost got the royal two fingered wave.

He's not the brightest is he.

"There may be t' rubble ahead..."

Sadly not Jo, but he also has a lot of dosh. I could tell you loads of things, but he's just a waste of space. An annoying waste of space, but sadly, our neighbour

He's known by the locals as the burro. Ass, donkey.