You really couldn't make it up




Ria will probably understand this, more than any-one else.
We went down to the bar this afternoon, as I needed to post a couple of birthday cards.
Maria Jose was serving and we had a little chat about what's happening locally - won't bore you with the details, you won't know the characters and then it's boring.
We sat inside, as it was rather warm outside and the fan was on - means Jose wasn't around


This bloke comes in, not seen him before, obviously a builder, working for Heldar locally. He brought back three bottles of empty beer bottles, asked for two to take away.
Now, to normal people, that means, the top stays on. Maria took the tops off

We were just about ready for another beer and said we'd have them

She took two more bottles of beer out of the fridge and did the same again

Laugh a minute in our bar. And he very kindly paid for ours
