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The bloke next to me on the bus was very well dressed - suit, scarf, nice leather briefcase/laptop bag, and one of those mobile wotsits that not only takes calls and texts but can play music and direct you to the nearest Pizza Shack..... all at the same time.

He also had one of his trouser turn-ups held in place with..... staples.

Workingman wrote:The bloke next to me on the bus was very well dressed - suit, scarf, nice leather briefcase/laptop bag, and one of those mobile wotsits that not only takes calls and texts but can play music and direct you to the nearest Pizza Shack..... all at the same time.

He also had one of his trouser turn-ups held in place with..... staples.

The sign of a man's ingenuity....where??

Has he never heard of Wundaweb?????

allyluvselvis wrote:The sign of a man's ingenuity....where??

He had a mobile app thingy do-dah to direct him to a Pizza Shack..... only a man would think of that.

Very true.

A friend of ours used his local Chinese takeaway so often that they phoned to remind him they would be closed for a couple of days for decorating.

JoM wrote:A friend of ours used his local Chinese takeaway so often that they phoned to remind him they would be closed for a couple of days for decorating.

Customer service at its very best.

Workingman wrote:The bloke next to me on the bus was very well dressed - suit, scarf, nice leather briefcase/laptop bag, and one of those mobile wotsits that not only takes calls and texts but can play music and direct you to the nearest Pizza Shack..... all at the same time.

He also had one of his trouser turn-ups held in place with..... staples.

It's a sign that the bloke doesn't have a woman in his life? Or is it a ruse of his to get one?

Fugitive wrote:It's a sign that the bloke doesn't have a woman in his life? Or is it a ruse of his to get one?

Pleaseee. We men are not that devious, or clever. He wanted a pizza