Tour de ****ing Yorkshire my ****ing ****! (I'm not a fan!)
This is Yorkshire, not (*&^ing France! Cote de Whatsit? Tete de la Course? And what's a peleton when it's at home? The two blokes who run the thing were dressed in identical blazers, shirts and trousers the other day, it looked like a gay wedding!
Actually, it's not that bad. Like Ossie says, at least some of the potholes get filled in where the route is. My main objection is the completely over the top coverage by local TV news, who treat it like the second coming.
