Vocal Voices

One sock, mens, size 9-11, light grey with charcoal heel and toe.

Don't ask! I pair them up as I put them in an old zipped pillow protector before throwing it in the washing machine, but somehow this poor sod's twin has done a runner.

He's a nice little sock, warm and friendly and will give good service to a monoped or a bloke who likes wearing odd socks.

Odd socks are a fashion item frank my grandson wears them all the time he's 12

Yes, Frank. Odd socks are now fashionable.......

http://www.unitedoddsocks.com/

Eldest is most peeved, he's been wearing odd socks since he was about 12, but once they started even selling packs of odd socks, he had to stop

My life has just ended!

Whatever next, coloured handkerchiefs, some sort of clip-on tie thingy, corduroy jackets without elbow pads, fold-up brollies?

This will not end well, mark my words.

welcome to the 18th century WM lol

Manxie xx