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by **TheOstrich** » 20 Feb 2017, 20:05

1) When purchasing a small tub of prawn cocktail, do not slip it into your anorak pocket before driving home.

Seafood sauce gets blinkin' everywhere .... :evil:

(Feel free to add to this thread any similar tips from your own experience ...... ) :mrgreen:

by **Ally** » 20 Feb 2017, 21:53

Oh what a man thing to do! :lol:

by **Workingman** » 20 Feb 2017, 22:10

When reading "tub" as "tube" you know it is time to visit the optician.

I mean, who buys tubes of prawn cocktail? :roll:

It gets worse: I even wondered why it was so wrong to put one in one's pocket. :oops:

by **Kaz** » 20 Feb 2017, 22:11

by **cruiser2** » 21 Feb 2017, 09:19

We never buy prawn cocktails.
We always take a bag when we go shopping. Have several plastic bags which we re-use.
We have had some leaks over the years. Just wash the inside of the plastic bag and then re-use it.
When we buy fresh fish it is double wrapped.

by **JoM** » 21 Feb 2017, 11:18

Ally wrote:Oh what a man thing to do!

It really is! :lol:

by **Diflower** » 21 Feb 2017, 11:46

Even Bb has learnt to keep a carrier bag in his jacket pocket

by **JoM** » 21 Feb 2017, 13:05

John hasn't managed that yet Di :lol:

The amount of times I hear "I'll just put it in my pocket" !!

by **cromwell** » 22 Feb 2017, 10:29

Never put your shoes under the part of the kitchen units where you chop the cat's food up. Otherwise when you come to put your shoes on you may find there is something soft and squelchy in them - like Whiskas.. :shock: