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That's what it said on the cheese.

Unfortunately it needed a nuclear powered thermic lance to open it the first time, rendering the initial pack obsolete.

It is now in a resealable tub of the Tupperware type.

Maybe that is what the pack designer intended....

And I thought it was only me

I am hopeless at those things!

My cheese goes in a Tupperware container to

I don't even bother trying to open them any more, I just stab them with a sharp pointy knife and rip away like a madman.

I'm much more refined.

I carefully cut off all the plastic edges on every side with a pair of kitchen scissors. This has absolutely no effect whatsoever.

Only then do I stab it with a sharp pointy knife and rip away like a madman before putting it in a Tupperware container ......

Scissors, just use scissors.

But then, I'm a lady

Cheese wrapped in plastic?

Noooooo

Buy it fresh, wrap in grease proof paper then place in fridge.

Stab it - pointy knife - plastic bag. That's me.