Good for you with the snowballs Kaz
It's men. When I was 7 Dad was meant to go on a cricket tour on the Isle of Wight. It was cancelled, but quite a few of the players and their families still went, for a week's holiday, which was brill
Most days we would all go on a Big Walk - no cars between us so it was that and buses. One day 'Uncle' Tony, who had been there before, said he knew a shortcut from wherever we were to where we were going, so off we went.
For about an hour...eventually, we plodded up a footpath with him saying 'when we get to the top of this hill you'll see'. Yes we did see - the footpath we'd started down about 25 yards away