what!!!!!!

[Nanna]

They pat me down cos they think I'm carrying contraband through in my rolls of fat

[tonicha]

nanna

I always used to set the bells off - then we realised it was the zip in the boots I used to wear..

Grumpy, who has several metal plates - just don't ask where has never set them of.

[Aggers]

I didn't know Branston pickle was an explosive.

It depends on how many jars of it you eat, I expect.

[Rodo]

[saundra]

Right when I fly of on my holls I shall wear every bit of bling I have
Set every alarm off
And get checked and patted all over should be fun

[Rodo]

Oooh, saucy minx!

[Kaz]

[cromwell]

Vic, you old pickle-smuggler you!!

For some reason Mick sets the alarm off every time he goes through the metal detector Maybe he has a metal plate in his head he hasn't told me about

Same here! I set it off every time. Last time they asked me if I had a hip replacement!

[Kaz]

[JoM]

Blimey Vic!

Joe got caught with a bottle of water in his bag when we flew a few years ago, just after water became a banned substance (well, banned until you get through to the departure lounge and get charged £3 a bottle or whatever).

I remember taking off my metal Swatch at JFK and putting it through on the conveyer and just as I was picking it out of the box at the end the security lady spotted it and was admiring it, and offered to help me put it back on....