Mum's a MONSTER!

[JoM]

at biscuit boy and also the rabbit

Ally, I wouldn't swear in front of my Mom either.

[TheOstrich]

Love the rabbit story ....

Master O swears a lot in our company, but it's not personally directed, IYDWIM. It's really because of the work environment he's in, and he doesn't really know he's doing it ......

[miasmum]

I once stood up on the bus and banged my head. I said a very naughty word, and my mum said "don't you ever use language like that in my company again, I've a good mind to get the next bus home and leave you here" The school children opposite were open mouthed, I was 23 at the time

Mind you she also put out a lost child alert for me in Tesco, "we have a lost child in store. Her name is Shelley and she is wearing a bright green coat, could she come to customer service where her mum is waiting for her" Then over muffled laughter "she is 27" I got to customer services and they were killing themselves laughing. We were always losing each other. When I went to collect her ashes, they couldn't find them, they were mortified, I laughed until I cried.

[Lozzles]

Aww Shell ((((((((((((((Shell))))))))))))

[Kaz]

Oh (((((Shell))))))))

[JoM]

Awww Shell

[Diflower]

Awww Mm, but lovely too (((x)))

On the bus, my mum once said excitedly 'ooh Di, look at the Nellies!' (the circus was in town, parading) - except I wasn't with her

[JoM]

[miasmum]

@ Di

Thank you all, she was lovely my mum.

[Workingman]

((((Shell)))) but sort of know that your mum was looking down and laughing as well.

I am still laughing at all the ways parents and children can embarrass each other.

And No, I would never use bad language near mum or dad, but my Irish mum didn't fecking hold with that with her children.