Nurse: "I'm just going to take your pulse"
Ossie: "Not dead yet, then?"

Have also completed and posted the Delay Repay forms to SouthWestern Railway after last Saturday's fiasco. I have them banged up to rights on the return leg, 66 minutes late back at Gillingham, but the outwards journey is slightly more problematic as I abandoned ship at Wimbledon to complete my journey by bus. However, there is an informative website "realtime trains" (worth tucking away in the memory, this one) for circumstances like this. With a few simple clicks, you can bring up both the scheduled and actual times of your train's running. This has shown me that if I'd stayed on board my morning train as far as Clapham Junction, I'd have been at least 37 minutes late at that point, so I've duly made the argument in my claim.
We shall see what we shall see …..

Safe travels, Kaz!