Wandering through the shopping precinct in town this morning, what did I espy in front of me?
Mr Plebgate himself, Andrew Mitchell MP, out canvassing.
I managed to pass close by - and hiss "Tory Toff!" at him ......
He was talking to someone else, so I don't know if he heard me or not, but I can't tell you how empowered it made me feel.
In fact, I feel so empowered, I think I might put on the denim hot-pants, go back to the shopping centre, and perform that MoneySupermarket Strut Walk in front of him .....