Some of those reviews are priceless For some reason this really tickled me: "I would have given this great product 5 stars if there had been banana peeling instructions included"
My favourite was the one where he had to leave the bananas mid slicing and when he came back he couldn't find the slicer because it was yellow. What idiot would make a camouflage banana slicer.
I also liked the comment that included "Martin Lewis (monkey shaving expert)".