First stop..the optician!!!

[Ally]

Serves me right!!

There's me taking the proverbial out of Don for his diminishing eyesight..well, I've got a bloomin cheek!

I was feeling brave so decided to give the boy's bathroom a clean.
I'm cleaning the bath and notice a bottle of Imperial Leather shower gel.

Thought it said putrefy...

It's Purify.

[JoM]

Ooops

[Ally]

Would've understood if it said petrify..that's how I feel when I go in their bathroom!

[JoM]

That's exactly how I feel when I go into Tom and Joe's bathroom
I keep thinking that I should invest in one of those all in one overalls that the forensic people wear - rubber gloves don't offer enough protection

[Workingman]

...... at both of you.