Do you wear a pinny?

[Weka]

Sounds good, but nothing remotely glamourous or yummy.
My chickens have scaley leg mite at the moment, and apparently, the best way to get rid of them is to suffocate the mites by putting Vaseline on the legs. The mites live under the scales, so with the Vaseline on, they can't breath, and die. And I've discovered that chicken legs just pain gross me out, the remind me of old witches fingers from the rod Dahl book the witches, ewwwwwww and I have to do this for a month or more..... Shudder......