As I turned to go into the station I accidentally bumped into a local enforcement officer:
"Sorry, I was looking at the rooftops, it's no wonder they call them red Red "Kites".
"That's what they are."
"I know, Red Kites."
"No, just kites."
"Eh?"
"If you look closely you can see the tethers. They are 'kite' kites."
"Oh **** I am losing it big time."
"Some people call them bird scarers...."
In my defence they were extremely lifelike.... from a distance.


