Monster Munches are munching my carpet.

[Workingman]

Are they fans of the Monsters as well?

I have just done a hoover of the few bits left. I did try one but it was a bit soft from the humidity. I like to devour a crunchy Monster ... nom, nom, nom.

[Kaz]

It's food, any food

[JoM]

I'll lend you Pepper and Fraggle - problem sorted in seconds. Nonoseconds, probably

They wouldn't even have had chance to hit the floor if Bill was around

[Workingman]