S "Hay mum. Did you top my phone up? xxxxxx"
Me "Its on a contract. It doesn't need topping up"
S "Hay. But I've had a text saying I've got no minutes left. I can't make any phone calls. xxxxxxx
Short break whilst I log onto computer to check that I did pay the bill this month and have a look at her useage.
Me "You have used your talk allowance up. You don't get any more calls now until the start of the next period"
S "Hay. Whens that then. xxxxx"
Me "2nd June"
S "Hay. Thats like ages away. Can you put some money on it for me. xxxxxx"
Me "Hay. Course I can. Str8 after I've swatted that big flying pig. xxxxx"
S "KK xxxxx"
1000 minutes. She's used 1000 minutes of talk time in 16 days. The child doesn't speak. She just grunts at you. How can anyone grunt at their friends for 1000 minutes!!!!!! Oh well, no grunting for the next 17 days.