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I hear that powdered Viagra is now available.

Personally, I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole (even If I had one).

Someone told me that he puts it in his tea.

Apparently it stops his biscuits going soft.

I got some viagra eyedrops , they don't half make me look hard

What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra?



Niagra Falls.

Have you tried Starbucks new drink.......Viagraccino?



One cup and you're up all night.

Men using iron supplements shouldn't take viagra.

It could cause them to spin round and point north!

What have I started ?

Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

Have you heard the name for the new version of Viagra - Mycoxafloppin