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Posted: **06 Feb 2020, 00:17**

Taken from The Times 05/02/20:

More than 150 sex toys have been lost on London Transport since 2014, a freedom of information request had discovered.
Appropriately, the most common station for them to be handed in, with five, is Cockfosters.

Posted: **06 Feb 2020, 10:49**

Reminds me of the old Max Miller joke. He was on a tube train when it stopped jerkily at a station and a lady fell into his lap.
"Is this Cockfosters?" she asked.
"Miller's the name, lady!" came the answer.

Posted: **06 Feb 2020, 22:04**

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