Vocal Voices

True story.

Darren is a private in the army and he's not too bright. He is taking a driving lesson and the examiner is quizzing him on road signs.
"What signs might you expect to see in the countryside Darren?" Says the examiner.

"Pick your own strawberries?" says Darren...

Observant lad, that Darren.

This is the same Darren who was sitting in a class of his peers, waiting to fill a form in. The class leader says, any trouble with the form, stick your hand up.

Darren's hand goes up. "Yes Darren?"

"This bit where it says 'forenames'. I've only got three, do I use my nickname as well?"

That lad Darren isn't the sharpest tool in the shed is he