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Bacon

PostPosted: 03 May 2018, 22:17
by buster
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

:Hi: :Hi: :Hi: :Hi: :Hi: :Hi:

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: 04 May 2018, 07:03
by Diflower
He gets worse... :roll:

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: 04 May 2018, 08:08
by Kaz
He does! :roll: :cute: :lol:

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: 09 May 2018, 12:52
by JoM
Oh dear lord... :roll: :roll:

:lol:

Re: Bacon

PostPosted: 09 May 2018, 15:35
by TheOstrich
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: