Two little old ladies
Posted: 05 Sep 2017, 16:38Two little old ladies, JoAnn & Loretta were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The tall one, JoAnn, leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more.
For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Loretta holding up a $10..00 note.
So JoAnn slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling JoAnn came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?'asked her waiting friend.
'I won the $1,000 Grand Prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!
The tall one, JoAnn, leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more.
For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Loretta holding up a $10..00 note.
So JoAnn slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling JoAnn came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?'asked her waiting friend.
'I won the $1,000 Grand Prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!