Girl's night out (a bit rude)

[cromwell]

A group of ladies went out one night, clubbing. On their way home in the early hours and well the worse for drink two of them needed to wee but had nowhere to go, so nipped into a church yard. After relieving themselves, one dabbed herself down with her knickers and threw them away, the other patted herself dry with a wreath that was laid on the ground.

The next morning, the first lady's husband telephoned the second lady's husband.

"I tell you what Bill" says he, "there's going to be no more girl's nights out after this. My wife came home last night with no knickers on!"

"That's nothing" says the second, fuming "mine came home with a card in her knickers that said - 'From all the lads at the Fire Station - we'll never forget you'"!

[Kaz]

[AliasAggers]

Brilliant

[JoM]

I really am laughing out loud here

[Rodo]