Vocal Voices

Woman in court charged with stealing a tin of peaches, judge asks, how many peaches was in the tin, she replies there was 4, the judge tells her she will serve 1 month for each peach, as she is being lead away her husband shouts from the public gallery,
AND SHE STOLE A TIN OF PEAS.

The man's an idiot.... he should have said she stole a bag of cous-cous.