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First Christmas Joke

Postby Kaz » 13 Dec 2012, 20:44

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolise?'

The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby Rodo » 13 Dec 2012, 22:39

8-) That's a real groaner

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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby Kaz » 13 Dec 2012, 22:48

:P :P
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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby JoM » 14 Dec 2012, 12:31

:lol: :lol:
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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby elusivelaine » 14 Dec 2012, 19:02

I laughed! :lol: :lol: So help me, I did! :lol: :lol:
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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby Aggers » 14 Dec 2012, 22:47

I laughed, too. :lol:

Then I said, 'Oh, No'. :lol:
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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby cromwell » 16 Dec 2012, 16:23

I laughed as well!
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Re: First Christmas Joke

Postby meriad » 17 Dec 2012, 16:40

i like that one! :P :P :P
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