At a Hotel Restaurant

[Kaz]

.....a man is sitting down to dinner when he spots an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying straight out of her eye socket. Slow motion Matrix style, the man jumps up from the table and snatches it from the air. He then hands it back to her. “This is so embarrassing,” the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place.

“I’m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?” The man nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, incredibly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, “You are the most charming woman I’ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No,” the woman replies. “You just happened to catch my eye.”

[JoM]

[cromwell]

Lol!