trip to the zoo

[buster]

Zoo keeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is in heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 bucks?". Paddy replies, "I will on 3 conditions:
1st I'm not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"