goodbye license

[buster]

Yeah so i lost my driving licence.
I was stopped by the police which claimed that I was drunk.
I reassured them that I hadn't drank anything, but they thought I should answer some questions to see if I was sober:


If you're driving on a dark road and meetings 2 Light, then what is it??
A car, I replied.
Yes, but it's a Mercedes, BMW or Audi??
I don't think I replied.
So are you drunk!!


If you meet 1 Light, then what is it?
A Motorcycle, I replied.
Yes, but it's a Honda, Kawasaki or a Harley??
I don't know.
You're drunk!!!


So I got mad and asked him: - if you see a woman with fishnets, makeup and short skirts standing on a street corner, what is it??
A Hooker, replied the officer....
Yes, but is it your daughter, mother or wife?? I asked so,
And since then I haven't had a license.

[Kaz]

[Workingman]