The man at the counter said: "I don't think you want that one, it used to live in a whore house" - The woman replied: "I don't care, I'll take it"
She brought the parrot home and the parrot said: "New house, new master"
The woman's daughter came home and the woman said: "I got us a parrot". The parrot said: "New house, new master, new whores"
The woman's husband came home and the woman said: "Honey look, I got us a parrot". The parrot said: "New house, new master, new whores - oh hello George!"
