Funny Church Hall Announcements

[Kaz]

1) The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet on Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.

2) Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight. Come and hear Bertha Belch, all the way from Africa!

3) Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm. Please use the large double doors at the side of the hall.

4) Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

5) Next Thursday will be auditions for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

6) The vicar is on holiday. Massages can be given to the church secretary.

7) Pot luck supper: Prayer and meditation to follow.

8) This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

9) A bean supper will be held in the church hall on Tuesday. Music will follow.

10) Ladies, don't forget the jumble sale. It's a chance to get rid of those unwanted things around the house. Bring your husbands.

[buster]

No 10 LOLOL

here is No 11-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

[Kaz]

I liked #10 as well, that and #1

[meriad]

Oh they are good